This isn't fair. I tell you guys everything. I don't hold back anything." "Believe me, I know," Della said. "I know more about you and Perry's relationship than the law allows.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Heshima hujengwa kwa hekima, haijengwi kwa misuli.

A book is not complete until it’s read

GNU, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

If you could eat portions of pine trees, you could eliminate corn in many ways.

My mind’s screaming went unvoiced. Logic grabbed the panic and wrestled it to the ground.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

Most players I play with, I don't look at their swing when they're over the ball or anything like that.

Sunglasses always hide a multitude of sins. Sunglasses and a great pair of heels can turn most outfits around.