This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

Angels are warriors of God. I'm a soldier.

Hey Assbutt!

You don't have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom, and I still believe that that's something worth fighting for.

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

I am perfectly sane. But then again, 94% of psychotics think they are perfectly sane. So we have to ask ourselves, what is sane?

Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

My 'people skills' are 'rusty.' Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

Reading a book is a silent conversation between two friends.

Faith is fudamentally a kind of folly.

There is no weather in malls.

But teaching is like climbing a mountain.

Patience and persistence are vital qualities in the ultimate successful accomplishment of any worthwhile endeavor.

If there's anything better than a God-given talent, it's a God-given day job.

When I'm killed, don't think of me Buried there in Cambrin Wood, Nor as in Zion think of me With the Intolerable Good. And there's one thing that I know well, I'm damned if I'll be damned to Hell!

Why, in our age of science, [do] we still have laws and policies which come from an age of superstition?

This country to-day [is] the last stronghold of freedom, standing like a rock in a tide that is threatened to submerge the world.

Dance is one of the most powerful forms of magical ritual...It is an outer expression of the inner spirit.