This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Film is, to me, just unimportant. But people are very important.

God wants to create something new on this earth

I believe that which you study is only matched in importance by the sincerity with which you approach it.

I have never heard a more eloquent silence.

I love writing poetry because it's pretty. I love writing pretty.

You don't get lucky in sport.

John's relationship with each of the other Beatles was different. He was at his most relaxed with Ringo, who often had him in stitches with his jokes.

The more informed you are, the less arrogant and aggressive you are.

A lynch mob is [unlimited] Majority Rule stripped of its fancy trappings and its facade of respectability.

If I like the music then at least some others will too, and that is all that matters in this context.