This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Real mental toughness is about being conscious of your behavior patterns and from this knowledge, you are able to turn your life around.

No one gives joy or sorrow. ... We gather the consequences of our own deeds.

Somebody was, like, what's your favorite thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter. And they're like what's the worst thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter.

I always wanted to sing, as a child.

Processing the human raw material is naturally more complicated than processing lumber.

Jay Z got Cano a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation - and it's called October.

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.

What if we're all like that? Like ghosts ... in someone's mind ... gradually fading ... fading ... until finally ... one day ... we just disappear ... drift into nothingness. Wouldn't that be sad?

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.