This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

I refuse to "look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.

Say not, 'I have found the truth, ' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'

Frankly, I think I'm marvelous in rehearsal! Then you turn the camera on, and it gets stiff and tight. And then you trudge back to your trailer feeling sad. That's been my experience of film acting.

Success in business depends more on relationships than spreadsheets.

I think that one should recognize reality even when one doesn't like it; indeed, especially when one doesn't like it.

You can’t move ahead until you bury the past.

We spend our lives trying to get along with people so we can keep our jobs, keep our marriages together, so that we can raise our kids properly.

Make your marketing so useful people would pay you for it.

No person learned the art of archery from me, who did not in the end make me his target.

Kicks are my forte. I've got strong legs and high kicks. And I've got very good reach, obviously.

Do you know that I have undergone three quarters of this labour entirely for the sake of the fourth quarter?