This life at best is but an inn, and we the passengers.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

Burn not thy fingers to snuff another man's candle.

Apelles used to paint a good housewife on a snail, to import that she home-keeping.

We learn by teaching.

Respect a man, he will do the more.

Words are the soul's ambassadors, who go / Abroad upon her errands to and fro.

He that hath the name to be an early riser may sleep till noon.

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

Such is the strength of art, rough things to shape.

One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen.

He leaned towards me, and I did what any reasonable person would do when facing imminent death by being eaten alive. I screamed.

Outnumbered! Ya’ll are always the hell outnumbered!” - Marek, Gunship

You will not achieve happiness if you don't work hard; and it's a shame not to want to work hard.

If you still have to ask, shame on you

Tragedy plus time equals humor.

One should never allow chaos to develop in order to avoid going to war, because one does not avoid a war but instead puts it off to his disadvantage

It's not a huge surprise that there are habitations at the bottom of the Black Sea.

You live life looking forward, you understand life looking backward.

It is better to be affected with a true penitent sorrow for sin than to be able to resolve the most difficult cases about it.

I write plays because writing dialogue is the only respectable way of contradicting yourself. I put a position, rebut it, refute the rebuttal, and rebut the refutation.