This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

You want Change, today we'll show you Change!Here's your democracy, your human rights, eat it, eat eat eat!

Words live longer than mortals.

I cannot think of any work that could be more agreeable and fun than making books for children.

A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is off. Theoretically, that's not right, all the strings should be off.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Puritanism was an honourable mood; it was a noble fad. In other words, it was a highly creditable mistake.

Man must not check his reason by tradition, but, contrariwise, must check tradition by reason.

Nothing is more praiseworthy, nothing more suited to a great and illustrious man than placability and a merciful disposition.

Don't be fooled by my beauty - the light of my face comes from the candle of my spirit.

We do not think it necessary to prove that a quack medicine is poison; let the vender prove it to be sanative.