This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

One who loves roses cannot avoid its thorns.

We might do well to take a look at what we’ve crammed into our pockets as it will say much about what we’ve crammed into our hearts.

I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times.

You cannot become Happy, You can only Be Happy.

There are times we spent money when we shouldn't, the choices we make define the results we get

The Scoutmaster must be alert to check badge hunting as compared to badge earning.

We are power. But these are only words if you don't have the personal power to unlock the gates of immortality and of mortality.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

It takes more drawing to tell a story in pantomime.

An ingenious mind feels in unmerited praise the bitterest reproof.