This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

Oh that I had the opportunity to rethink so many of my decisions, for the pitfalls into which I have so frequently fallen were often dug with the shovel of those very decisions.

Hazrat Ali, in a saying attributed to him, says: ‘Man is in disguise, covered by his tongue’.

I feel the best after a workout - I'm sweaty and exhausted, but it also gives me an energy I really like.

Anhamirak, abandon and freedom.

Love sets fire to your schedule, And then calls an end to time.

Justice is never advanced in the taking of human life.

The harder we work now, the easier it will be later.

A limited vocabulary, but one with which you can make numerous combinations, is better than thirty thousand words that only hamper the action of the mind.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Necessity may well be called the mother of invention but calamity is the test of integrity.