This morning President Obama met with Britain's Prince William in the Oval Office. It was a meeting between a symbolic ruler with no real power and the future king of England.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Good books often answer questions you didn't even know you wanted to ask

Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.

You would not believe what skill, power and ability your total intelligence possesses until you are in desperate need.

The only power that exists is inside ourselves.

Never sell yourself cheap even when others are selling themselves cheaper than you are willing to sell yourself.

Education Is the key to life don't let anyone stop you from reach your goals. Because everyone have potential to accomplish their #1 Goals.

You know you found the right one when you stop looking for "more.

Our security is assured by our perseverance and by our sure belief in the success of liberty.

I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me

I know I drive some people crazy with what seems like ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked for me.