This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Happiness is not found in serenity, tranquility or surrealism. It is found in harmony of thoughts, actions, and reality.

God does give times of peace in our Christian lives, but it is not all of the time.

The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency. It proceeds from not knowing what is going on in other people's minds.

We all have our own areas where we are gifted or where we struggle and that's at the heart of everyone's journey.

Well, the real Eric Bogosian is pretty self-conscious of himself.

if we do not know our own history, we are doomed to live it as though it were our private fate.

I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.

Are you outside or inside the work­? You don't really know.

I just shoot until I feel good.

Seek more opportunities to put more love in the world.