This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Isn't it strange how people are selective about the truth the want to see or hear?

Give me 30 days, I'll change your body. Give me 60 days , I'll change your life

Talent is so loaded a word, so full to the brim with meanings, that an artist might be wise to forget about it altogether and just keep on working.

Every experience of beauty points to [eternity].

All life was a breath exhaled by God. All dying was a breath inhaled by God.

You might as well go in and start getting dressed. I'm going to hit his first pitch for a home run.

The idea that we've outgrown ends up limiting us and we have to make a choice about what we're going to do in our lives.

I'm a big believer in going on offense, and I think Hillary Clinton is the ideal target on whom to go on offense.

Once a film costs a certain amount of money, things have to round off.

Don't pray for the rain to stop; pray for good luck fishing when the river floods.