This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

Gratitude opens our mind to accept more and fills our heart to give more.

Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated.

Every time you work out you strengthen your body. Every time you don’t you weaken it.

True beauty can only be found in the true Self.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Do not take life's experiences too seriously. For in reality they are nothing but dream experiences. Play your part in life, but never forget that it is only a role.

Stuckness shouldn't be avoided. It's the physic predecessor of all real understanding.

There's no delight in owning anything unshared.

When you're in other people's country you don't speak your own language out of respect. You don't need to speak.

I think good actors tend to be really funny.