This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it -- to be fed so much love I couldn't take any more. Just once.

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Max, you cannot stay in the background forever. It is time to stand out in front. You have all that you need.” Analea

For the Holy Ghost blesses us with optimism and wisdom at times of challenge that we simply cannot muster on our own.

Tragedy looks to me like man in love with his own defeat. Which is only a sloppy way of being in love with yourself.

I have written, probably, more books for children than any other writer, from story-books to plays, and can claim to know more about interesting children than most.

Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better.

My earliest memories are doing commercials and TV.

Canada is our country. It belongs to us and we belong to it. Let us join together, in our time, and make history once again.

I enjoy working on a number of projects - books - at once.

I'm not surfing every day, so I'm not in that good of a shape, and when I paddle, I might get caught in the impact zone and get my world rocked pretty good.

Oh and P.S.? I am in dire need of more coffee. Industrial strength.