This town needs an enema!

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Confidence and hard work is the best medicine to kill the disease called failure. It will make you a successful person.

I wanted to be able to play guitar. I wanted to be able to make music hurt.

I do not know much about God and prayer, but I have come to believe over the last twenty-five years, that there's something to be said about keeping prayer simple. Help, Thanks, Wow.

It's important not to limit the amount of their own money that candidates can spend, but to give other people access to enough money to run competitive races.

I see psychoanalysis, art and biology ultimately coming together, just like cognitive psychology and neuroscience have merged.

There isn't much to say. I haven't been at all deedy.

I have two kids, and I don't have to spank my kids.

Dante and Shakespeare divide the world between them. There is no third.

I believe that the place to search for extraterrestrials is in the psychic dimension.

You want to be a hero? Learn to create certainty in the face of fear.