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David Letterman Quotes: This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
         

This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.


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