This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia--in our world they usually don't talk at all. - The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

But man is a fickle and disreputable creature and perhaps, like a chess-player, is interested in the process of attaining his goal rather than the goal itself.

A mistake of one man is not the mistake of mankind.

Education is the light which lets us see the universe in a better way. It often lets us understand her incredible beauty.

Every person is born for a reason, you really need to know yours.

Hunger justifies the middle classes.

I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, it's meaningful, and I like the song. It's a love song - kind of - but it's kind of depressing and dark.

I believe we must be strong militarily, but beyond a certain point military strength can become a national weakness.

It's clear your marriage is a happy one Your love is solid to the core May the years ahead be happy ones Each one happier than before

If you have nothing but compassion, you are still very wealthy; if you have everything but compassion, you are still very poor!

The love of our neighbor hath its bounds in each man's love of himself.