This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.

Harriet never minded admitting she didn't know something. So what, she thought, I could always learn.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

Gone is gone. I never miss anything or anyone because it all becomes a lovely memory. I guard my memories and love them, but I don't get in them and lie down.

There are as many ways to live as there are people.

Life is a struggle and a good spy gets in there and fights.

If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be some way out of it and there must be humor in it somewhere.

There is no sight so ugly as the human face in anger.

Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.

You have to live the way you are going to end up.

The health of your marriage tomorrow will be determined by the decisions you make today.

A producer is a saboteur who tries to infiltrate the passivity of viewers and to create impressions that are lasting.

Blind obedience is a sure sign of trouble. The likelihood of religion becoming evil is greatly diminished when there is freedom for individual thinking and when honest inquiry is encouraged.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Software−related accidents are usually caused by flawed requirements.

How long is this endless groveling before every cry of 'racism' going to continue before the whole country collectively throws up?

Your social platform will become the motherboard of your business.

It didn’t rain for you, maybe, but it always rains for me. The sky shatters and rains shards of glass.

Our praises are our wages.