This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I want to stand by my country, but I cannot vote for war

I would rather suffer with truth than celebrate with lies.

A good novel begins with a small question and ends with a bigger one.

Focus on the highest, clearest, and most meaningful teaching you can find, and let all else go.

One did not drink sherry before the evening, just as one did not read a novel in the morning.

At their first appearance innovators have always been derided as fools and mad men.

American audiences love period pieces. America doesn't have a lot of old things. It's a new country so I think we're a little bit fascinated by that.

Do things that will get people asking questions, the answer to which is the Gospel.

I can be very stubborn. I'm very opinionated and if people cross me at work - if people who don't know about the job try telling me what to do - I become very stubborn and really rather unpleasant.

I definitely need to use my chances when they come because definitely there wont be many.