This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

If fame came near to you to get you, you must run away from it very fast! Because this is a matter of freedom and captivity!

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

I love costumes. I love getting dressed up because it really helps my imagination make the leap to believe that I am who I say I am.

People stay together and stay true only as long as they both want to. And all the promises in the world don’t change the length of time. Nothing comes with a guarantee.

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq

Not that I ever did anything wrong. I was just aggressive. That's the way I am in my life.

Victimization status is the modern promised land of absolution from personal responsibility.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

I don't want expensive gifts; I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure.

The Beat thing happened when I was younger. I used to run away from home, inspired by the Beats, like in '64 and '65.