This week Apple stores are holding free computer programming classes for children. Or as that's called in China, a job fair.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

You would not want to be responsible for someone else’s happiness, so please do not hold someone else responsible for yours!

The idea that 20% of the features will get you 80% of the value may well be correct, but it also means that on important tasks, you're giving the customers B-grade experieence where it matters most.

if you rest at work, you will work at rest

Life is about choices. Some we regret, some were proud of. Some will haunt us forever. 'Black Rain' was very much about choices. The message - we are what we chose to be.

That every day should be a fiesta seemed to me a wonderful discovery.

The race is lost. You can't overtake here and I'm starting from 15th... It's over already.

They were enjoying it. Whether they were faking or not, they were enjoying it.

I have viewed the West as if it were not only the salvation of China but also the natural and ultimate destination of all humanity.

As an actor for hire, my job is to do some pre-production work for myself. Then my job is to show up and give the best performance I can.

Imagine who she would be if we unleashed her onto the world. I think she would rip the breath from all of us.