This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

In the basement, with Ruth, I began to learn that anger, hate, fear and loneliness are all one button awaiting the touch of just a single finger to set them blazing toward destruction.

What other people think about me is not my business.

I love to remember my enemies and I love to get my enemies. I had some enemies. I had people that really I helped a lot. And when I needed the help, in some cases, they were not there for me.

Of all the excellent copyedits I've received over the years, Marie-Lynn Hammond's was by far the best. Her work on Half Blood Blues was incredibly sensitive and astute.

Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to boil all modern society to rags.

Whatever story you're telling in Louisiana, the landscape is going to become a character in it.

I have to be careful not to do so many comedy airhead roles from now on. I've turned down a couple already.

Do you know the rate of military enlistment among Hispanics is higher than any demographic in this country?

I think science has begun to demonstrate that aging is a disease. If it is, it can be cured.

I have a fairly well known name, so for me to do things my way is not that hard.