This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Time is one of my most valuable assets.

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

I have now reached the happy age of 23. No, happy is not quite the right word. At this particular moment I am certainly not happy.

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury.

I'm not a good-looking guy. I don't care if my nose gets mashed.

You have to accustom yourself to practical study at home, you have to devote time to studies, to the history of chess, the development of chess theory, of chess culture.

Things have done their part; it is for us to do ours.

Some people who were central to former success aren't the right people for your future success.

Satiety comes of riches and contumaciousness of satiety.

I have nothing to complain about.