This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Never allow yourself to believe you should be silent.

I look forward to teaching the occasional class, 'cause I was a professor. And I had fun doing it.

Europe tends to favor stability over democracy, America democracy over stability.

Nine times out of 10, the most charming thing to say in any given situation will be the exact opposite of what one really feels.

Time has its own dimensions, and neither the sun nor the clock can encompass them all.

There is no gospel without the offence. This is God's wisdom. It never seems sensible to us in our flesh.

The religions of mankind must be classed among the mass-delusions of this kind. No one, needless to say, who shares a delusion ever recognizes it as such.

Life turns on a dime.

The curse of marriage That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites!