Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.

See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television.

Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

It's the referee's job. It's not for me to have to say I should ease up.

I think the human mind is fascinating. I love figuring out why people are doing what they do.

Remember every team wants to beat Chelsea, probably even more than Manchester United or Arsenal because they believe we have an unfair advantage.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

I didn't go to college, I went straight from high school to working on I'll Fly Away, I was very, very lucky.

History's just been made for sale to an inside deal.

Before he goes into the water, a diver cannot know what he will bring back.

I titled the album Reflections because I am reflecting on my music career.

The tree laden with fruits always bends low. If you wish to be great, be lowly and meek.