Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Stay put and you will remain as such. Jump in and you might get wet. Dive and you might find true happiness.

The things that happen in the night are hidden even from the night.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

No one ever addresses the possibility that a writer might not like her book.

If nuclear warfare is believed to be somewhat controlled, then climate change is now the greatest threat.

Objectivity is a subject's delusion that observing can be done without him.

It's very important that your parents have careers of their own. When the kid becomes the breadwinner of the household, that's when you have problems.

Who do I like best, men or women? I think it really depends on what for!

Love was the hardest thing. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.

For the most important decisions in your life, trust your intuition, and then work with everything you have, to prove it right.