Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

When you know what you want you will be excited about it and give every ounce of effort to making it come true. No excuse or fear will get in your way because peace is found in focus.

The secret of happiness is to be loving, cheerful, and appreciative.

People are perfectly capable of ruining their own lives by very themselves without taking any wrong guidance from outside!

When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war.

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions! The only real defence civilized man has against anybody who bothers him is to lie. There would be no lies if there were no questions.

When you have something that brings a real emotion, that's the power of cinema.

There will be no white flag above my door, I'm in love and always will be

You can't substitute promise after promise with known violators of prior promises at the expense of protecting ourselves or setting an example.

Art is an instrument in the war against the enemy.

A wealthy traveller fears an ambush, while one with empty pockets journeys on in safety.