Those are the movies that we [with Evan Goldberg] always wanted to make. Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, the kind of movies where violence and comedy and characters kind of work together really well.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

A Hero: A Moment When You’re Bigger Than Yourself.

Perfection is not just about control. It's also about letting go. Surprise yourself so you can surprise the audience. Transcendence! Very few have it in them.

Literature is the only art in which the audience performs the score.

The neighbor's flock has taken advantage of the chaos, and I think that's pretty smart.

I feel like each possession is a battle and you never want to lose a battle.

Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.

I really like going to see movies. I know that's super boring but it's true!

Being human is overrated.

And togheter, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness

Affection, mistress of passion, sways it to the mood of what it likes or loathes.