Those crazies in Montana who say, 'We're going to kill ATF agents because the UN's going to take over' - well, they're beginning to have a case.

Spontaneous combustion of grassroots politics is the future.

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

As Bob Dole found out, you can't keep a positive image while being your party's mouthpiece in Congress. That's why no legislative leader since James Madison has ever been elected president.

Democrats are not about to nominate anyone who backs the tax cut, and Americans are not going to elect anyone who favors a tax increase.

I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence.

More and more, the Democrats are not merely inconsistent, wrong and/or misguided - they are the worst of all possible things you can be in Washington: irrelevant.

Take whatever position you want, but do take a position, because once you do, ample money awaits you on either side.

Washington is a mean town where human sacrifice has been raised to an art form.

The Darwinian adaptive trait of our time is the ability to figure out when we are being lied to on television.

Spin is overrated. It is strategy, not spin, that wins elections.

Every song may be someone's personal implement of torture.

Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite.

Good afternoon, everybody-ugh, Jesus, gimme a sec.

I love music. I have a fondness for Chopin, and I very much like his 'Raindrop Prelude.'

I am more convinced than ever. Conceptual integrity is central to product quality.

Ah, music! What a beautiful art! But what a wretched profession!

The air itself was ebony, like the denial, the refutation, of the idea of light.

And as ensemblists start being asked to do more things that require an insane skill set, that inherent value will, I hope, be held up where it deserves to be.

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.

I don't mind the debates, they're good for America, but we shouldn't be out there attacking each other all the time.