Those having the most time to devote to a line of endeavor usually become the most proficient.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The future sneaks up on us. It leaks in through the small, ordinary things.

I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.

The quest for learning is the quest for self-discovery.

Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star.

If lucky be not proud; if unlucky, do not despond.

I wanna be the villain. Villains have fun.

Become alert! Relationship destroys love, destroys the very possibility of its birth.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.