Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Let go of everything that you hold onto, which does not serve you anymore. Be light, walk faster.

We don't get to choose if we get hurt in this world, old man, but we do have a say in who hurts us. I know I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.I do, Augustus. I do.

Discover everything about your characters that you can before you write your story. If you get stuck at any point, they will write your dialog for you.

As long as you are focused on your own problems, you live and think as a self-centered man.

The whole idea of being here is to ask everything...

Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design, manufacturing... layout, processes, and procedures.

For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building.

Enlightenment is not a state of mind, yet all states of mind are contained within it.

Now my music is kind of pop-rock, right? If I'm 25 and singing still, I don't want to be singing music like that.