Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.

Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do

Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself.

You've got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.

You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

I am not the King. Jesus Christ is the King. I’m just an entertainer.

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.

You look like an angel, walk like an angel, talk like an angel. But I got wise, you're the devil in disguise.

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me.

I think you must be some kind of a freak. Either that or you’re trying toconvert me to your secret horse religion.”“Darn, you got me, ” she says theatrically. “You thwarted my evil plan.

I know that everyone brings to the work his or her own experiences and background and may interpret the piece like a Rorschach in their own way.

Forget yourself and live for others, for It is more blessed to give than to receive.

Beware of allowing a tactless word, a rebuttal, a rejection to obliterate the whole sky

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

When I left drama school, there were dozens of rep theatres you could apply to where you got a good training.

Before you can teach children, you must get the silver key of kindness to unlock their hearts, and so secure their attention.

The more you connect to the Power within you, the more you can be free in all areas of your life.

Where I can preach I do preach and where I can't I still preach with love but just not the normal words we usually use in church.

I resent the limitations of my own imagination.