Those people who recognise that imagination is reality's master, we call sages, and those who act upon it, we call artists.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Why did I write? What sin to me unknown dipped me in ink, my parents , or my own?

I'm SO trying to give up meat.

Don't let them tell you ain't beautiful

When a man is shooting a handgun, it's just like he is shooting because that's his job, and he has no other choice. It's no good. When a girl is shooting a handgun, it's really something.

The strength of a man consists in finding out the way God is going, and going that way.

Words have to find a man's mind before they can touch his heart, and some men's minds are woefully small targets.

Some people should die that's just unconscious knowledge.

I would want to be fully informed before advising the president.

Effort and work can become fun when you establish specific desirable goals.

Both my study of Scripture and my career in entertaining children have taught me to cherish them.