Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

What commercialism has brought to Linux has been the incentive to make a good distribution that is easy to use and that has all the packaging issues worked out.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

The only thing that can create discord between friends is money and women.

It sounds shameful, but on my best days I write only about three or four hours.

...when people already know they're deficient, they have nothing to lose by trying.

It's very important to make nuclear deals but you have to make them from strength, not from weakness.

You're not sorry to go, of course. With people like us our home is where we are not... No one person in the world is necessary to you or to me.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

The virtue of Christianity is obedience.

My own apathy is bone chilling.

It's cinematographic to smoke. Imagine Lauren Bacall without a cigarette.