Those that hate goodness are sometimes nearer than those that know nothing at all about it and think they have it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Every night, I laid awake with your memories flooding through my eyes with the hope to be with you when sleep arrived.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

It is easier for the world to accept a simple lie than a complex truth.

The belief that peace is desirable is rarely enough to achieve it. Peace requires responsibility. Peace entails sacrifice.

The way of the pioneer is always rough.

Art is the expression of the immortal part of man.

Take a rest and the world catches up with you. Lesson in life--keep moving.

What do you want to kiss me for? I'm filthy.'- Liesel So am I.'- Rudy

The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death.