Those that have lived longer than us always have something to teach us, that we can take with us for the rest of our lives.

If you aren't gonna say exactly how and what you feel, you might as well not say anything at all.

I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine.

You have to be what you are. Whatever you are, you gotta be it.

Life is rough so you gotta be tough.

There's a lot of things blamed on me that never happened. But then, there's a lot of things that I did that I never got caught at.

Life and love go on, let the music play.

I learn from my mistakes. It’s a very painful way to learn, but without pain, the old saying is, there’s no gain.

it's good to know who hates you and it is good to be hated by the right people

There is a spiritual side to me that goes real deep, but I confess right up front that I'm the biggest sinner of them all.

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.

All knowledge meets an end at the question '...Why?

We opt to be seen as ‘right’ in the eyes of everyone else, rather than doing what’s ‘right’ in light of the situation.

Other people's eggs have two yolks.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I have always been very comfortable in little clothing; its part of my job.

One irreducible residual of 38 years in the business is the number of lasting, loving friendships I have made.

Well, being a Canadian, I love SCTV, and I think it's the basis for all good North American comedy, so I compare everything to that.

We all have other halves, and when they're feeling bad, we get a little piece of the pain

[T]he politically correct are above the rules of ordinary civility, once they have identified you as an unbeliever in their religion.

I wasn't on the board of Lehman Brothers. I was a banker, and I was proud of it and I traveled the country and learned how people make jobs.