Those times in life when you're terrified are the mastery times.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Creating abundance must start from within ourselves.

There was a time when my soul was wandering through the deepest darkness…

An ill principle in the mind is worse than the matter of a disease in the body.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboard box.

A tourist is an ugly human being.

What is it at which all true artists are aiming? It is life, it is reality.

What I object to the current government intervention in so-called 'solving the crisis', they haven't solved anything. They've just postponed it.

Softness to traitors will destroy us all.

No one with a happy childhood ever amounts to much in this world. They are so well adjusted, they never are driven to achieve anything.