Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

This is not an easy time in which to live. That does not mean that it has to be a difficult time to love...

Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long

I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.

Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.

If everything seems to be the same and no distinctions are made, then we won't know what to protect. We won't know what to fight for.

The success of a businessperson can be measured by the problems she has successfully solved.

I think that all my albums are different enough where I don't feel like I did this the last time.

I always thought my mother was so damn cute!

She hadn't wanted to be loved carefully, only well.

Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.