Those who are entitled to it get it sooner or later.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

We are all born in a little port but not all of us sail the vast oceans! Majority remains in the port!

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

When I was a kid, I went from ground zero to Pluto. The first place I played was the Houston Astrodome.

Those who have a heart to do good, never need complain for want of opportunity.

Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.

The schizoid man is the natural product of the technological man. It is one way to live and is increasingly utilized and it may explode into violence.

He who discommendeth others obliquely commendeth himself (Christian morals).

The best example of all, to me, that our problems are both personal and cultural and political and social is the whole condition of the middle class economically.