Those who avoid the tough choices of life, live a life they never chose.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Accepting evolution does not force us to jettison our morals and ethics, and rejecting evolution does not ensure their constancy.

When you start having lunch and actually eating, it's already over.

Don't let anyone ever make you feel you don't deserve what you want.

I hate the word juicy in describing anything: lips, plots, oranges. But especially novels. It feels - icky. Reminds me of saliva.

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

All earlier pluralist societies destroyed themselves because no one took care of the common good. They abounded in communities but could not sustain community, let alone create it.

Forget about being comfortable at school if you're straight, if you're conservative, if you're Christian.

Dinosaurs was a cool idea, but we just couldnt find a way to make it really fun. Weve got a bunch of great game ideas that we want to bring to life over the next several years.

Religion is a form of nourishment. It is difficult to appreciate the flavor and food-value of something one has never eaten.

I get up, because I’m supposed to, but if it were up to me, I’d stay in my seat for the rest of time.