Those who have nothing give everything and those who have everything give nothing.

Tommy and Scootie locked eyes. Only minutes ago, he wouldn't have believed that he could ever have felt such a kinship with the Labrador as he felt now.

I love fresh flowers for my home. I spend far too much money on them, buying them almost every day.

When You smoke herb it reveals you to yourself. All the wickedness you do is revealed by the herb - it's you conscience and gives you an honest picture of yourself.

The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all.

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.

Listen, wait, and be patient. Every shaman knows you have to deal with the fire that's in your audience's eye.

If I could do my life over, I would try to cleanse at least my pleasures of self-pity.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

The eyes see not what is before them when the mind is intent on other matters.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!