Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everything is good as it comes from the hands of the Maker of the world, but degenerates once it gets into the hands of man

Cam and I just broke up."Cam laughed, hugging me even tighter into his side.I huffed, trying to wriggle free. "What are you doing?""Getting back together with you.

One does not have humor. It has you.

When other sects speak well of Zen, the first thing that they praise is its poverty.

I don't like to sit back and gloat, because the world is fragile. Life is fragile, so I never really gloat.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Prepare for the unknown, unexpected and inconceivable . . . after 50 years of flying I'm still learning every time I fly.

[Photography] puts a human face on issues which, from afar, can appear abstract or ideological or monumental in their global impact.

There are 7 million species of animals on the planet and we’re the only ones of all of them who have walked away from our wild diet and created a new menu.

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but its not enough.