Those who seek to impress upon us that they are gentlemen will usually be found mistaken.

No mean woman can cook well. It calls for a generous spirit, a light hand, and a large heart.

You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

Faith is a permanent and vital endowment of the human mind-a part of reason itself. The insane alone are without it.

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

As for the largest-hearted of us, what is the word we write most often in our cheque-books? "Self.

I used to hurt so badly that I'd ask God why, what have I done to deserve any of this? I feel now He was preparing me for this, for the future. That's the way I see it.

A happy marriage is still the greatest treasure within the gift of fortune.

The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.

We are often jealous of our little secrets, though to another ear they generally convey neither profit nor entertainment.

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

Fear was stronger than the calculation of probabilities.

I'm competitive. I'd love another chance to be part of a Stanley Cup championship team. That'd be awesome.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Well I directed a few feature length things for HBO in the late eighties.

Among living artists, George Condo may be the most embraced by the powers that be.

This war so far has cost us $125 billion and counting, because largely we decided to do it on our own, with only the United Kingdom as a paying, fully participating partner.

Marketing is designed to bring people into something.

If you really understand the meaning of be-bop, you understand the meaning of freedom.

Sometimes my family thinks I've made my childhood a bit more Dickensian than it was, and it probably wasn't all that bad. But I was uncomfortable as a kid.

I cry, Love! Love! Love! happy happy Love! free as the mountain wind!