Those who spell Magic with a K aren't.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

Journalism is not a precise science, it's a crude art

American girls never whimper.

If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.

Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

I think situations are more important than plot and character.

He who reigns within himself and rules passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.

I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can't be outside very often.

Did you ever realize you have more opinions about my life than your own life?

Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.