Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

He stumbled out of his phlegmatic apathy, when she entered his life like an epiphany.

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

I never advocate that you should be lonely, or come to my shows and bring me your razor blade to show me that you don't cut anymore.

There ought to be a special place in heaven for coaches' wives.

Mistress of the grisly and the glutinous

it is not given to everyone to shine in adversity.

Those who are called to the table of the Lord must glow with the brightness.

Real life isn't required to be logical, but fiction has to make sense.

A strict master will not have understanding sons.

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