Those who wash regularly should not stoop to democracy.

I may think that hornets do not have an ideal social organization. But I know better than to poke their nest.

When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

The proper response toward what we occasionally imagine to be democracy, methinks, is to retain one's self-respect by not participating in it.

Evolution writ large is the belief that a cloud of hydrogen will spontaneously invent extreme-ultraviolet lithography, perform Swan Lake, and write all the books in the British Museum.

Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.

The right to search for the truth implies also a duty

Reading . . . is an activity subsequent to writing: more resigned, more civil, more intellectual.

The purpose of our life is to serve not to observe.

The healing process can only truly begin when we are willing to remember.

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

Remember, empathy need not lead to sympathetically giving in to the other side’s demands—knowing how someone feels does not mean agreeing with them.

It's no good being too easily swayed by people's opinions. You have to believe in yourself.

You. I've spent my life waiting for you.' -Keenan

One eye witness is better than ten hear sayers.