Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone.

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

Death should take more care with his paperwork.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences.

The wisest man knows he know nothing.

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.

How easy it is for us to demonise from a distance. But when we stand face to face with our supposed enemy, it is hard to hate.

I hate that. I hate kids like that so fugging much.

Being kind to someone, only to look kind to others, defeats the purpose of being kind.

Creating love stories that stand the test of time.

It pierced the heart...and there was blood all around...soaking his hands in it, he tried wiping her tears...

I WILL FOLLOW ANYONEAND REMIND EVERYONEOF THE SUFFERING...OF THE ENSLAVED...YAZIDI WOMEN

I cannot sleep for dreaming; I cannot dream but I wake and walk about the house as though I'd find you coming through some door.

The difference between a good leader and a great leader is humility.

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Duty is ours; consequences are God's.