Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.

BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

Pakistan's being an ally and helping the United States, we ought to show Pakistan that we are appreciative for the help that's been extended.

I made commercials for corporations like Volkswagen and Coca-Cola, but I was always the one to write them, too, which was a very good exercise, because I learned to tell little stories.

What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

I wear the chains I forged in life.

Of this she was perfectly unaware; to her he was only the man who had made himself agreeable nowhere, and who had not thought her handsome enough to dance with.

A myth is something that never was but that is always happening.

I want to fully fund education, No Child Left Behind, special-needs education. And that's how we're going to be more competitive, by making sure our kids are graduating from school and college.

The role of the human brain was to rationalize suffering.

In all my years of performing, no audience member has ever actually assaulted me. I consider this to be the singular triumph of my performing career.

People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection.