Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

You have no idea how much I want you.

... nets, grids, and other types of calculus.

Spanish civilization crushed the Indian. English civilization scorned and neglected him. French civilization embraced and cherished him.

How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

The rigidity of those pledges is something I don’t like. The circumstances change and you can’t be wedded to some formula by Grover Norquist. It’s—who the hell is Grover Norquist, anyway?

A certain amount of taxes is of course indispensable to carry on essential government functions. Reasonable taxes for this purpose need not hurt production much.

No matter where we come from or where we're going, we've all got memories to contend with, and it's always best not to do this alone!

I played with the best conductors of the world.

The beginning and ending of the secret of handling Arabs is unremitting study of them.

But I will be, A bridegroom in my death, and run into't As to a lover's bed.