Thou shouldst not decide until thou hast heard what both have to say.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad.

I never got down with conveying a larger-than-life vibe.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to fight for freedom.

Hitler is no worse, nay better, in my opinion, than the other lugs. He makes the German mistake of being tactless, that's all.

Tao in the world is like a river flowing home to the sea.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

The fuses had been lit and could not be extinguished. All that remained was to observe the speed of the spark, and the size of the explosions.

Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.

If I had known being insane was so much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago.